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    Mario Kart Drinking Game

    Got a few beers and a Nintendo console?  Then Mario Kart is a must.  You can play this with any Mario Kart game but keep in mind, if you play with the Wiimote as a steering wheel, things will probably be a LOT harder after a few rounds. The rules are simple.

    Rules for playing with beer:

    Get hit by a shell or false item box = 1 sip
    Get hit by a person using a star = 3 sips
    Get hit by a lightning bolt = 3 sips
    Get hit by a character’s special item = 4 sips
    1st Place laps you = 5 sips (for every time they do)
    Fall off the course = Drink until you are put back on
    Come in last place = finish your drink
    Winner of the race gets to choose one player to drink half a drink.  If they don’t have half left, they just finish their bottle.

    The Drunken Moogle does not endorse drunk driving of any kind (buzzed driving is drunk driving).  Don’t do it; play video games instead.
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    For another version of the Mario Kart drinking game, often known as Beerio Kart or Don’t Drink and Drive, click here

     

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